Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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