just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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