She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
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In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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