Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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