In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
