it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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