i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
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i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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