i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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areolas are like halos for boobs.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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