Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
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