I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
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Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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