Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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