what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I'm passing your future prison.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
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OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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