How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
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I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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