My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
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this boner is exhausting
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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