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In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
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nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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