Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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