We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Randomize
