Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
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found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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