ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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