just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
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I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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