so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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