my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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