You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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