Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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