great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
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Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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