i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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