Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
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the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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