Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
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...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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