What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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