I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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