I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I just saw a hot homeless man
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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