I want to make a zoo with you.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
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Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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