As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
Randomize
