i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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