so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Farmville is her only friend.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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