There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
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Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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