Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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