i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
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We have so much sex to catch up on
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.