He asked me if I "almost moaned"
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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