Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
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I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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