I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
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We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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