I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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