forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
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Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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