I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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