i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
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you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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