Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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