Sry I called you an 8
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
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I just had sex on a roof
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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