guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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