i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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