We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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