You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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