whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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