High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.