My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
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Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I forgot wine drunk hurts