the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Randomize
